Free Update Transforms Goat Simulator Into Goat MMO Simulator
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on January 01, 0001
In honor of the people who purchased a u31 เข้าสู่ระบบ bajillion copies of a game that simulates goats poorly, this Thursday developer Coffee Stain Studios is releasing Goat Simulator update 1.2, AKA Goat
MMO Simulator. Really.
With am all-new fantasy setting, six playable classes (including no class and Microwave), a nonexistent story and a handful of quests, Thursday’s free update does World of Warcraft the only way Goat Simulator knows how — hilariously badly.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1659639634","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); Now before anyone gets too excited and starts scheduling a week off of work to immerse themselves in the Goat Simulator MMO, mind the syntax. This is not Goat Simulator MMO — it’s Goat MMO Simulator. It’s a new playground for w69 goat destruction with w69 slot ทาง เข้า some lovely MMO-ish trappings.
There’s a chat box, but I’m not seeing any footage of folks playing together. I’m kind of hoping the text is randomly generated, because that’s how it
works in a real MMO.
Goat Simulator‘s free 1.2 patch hits Steam on Thursday.
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