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What Happened To David's Junk_

By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on January 01, 0001

Since Mass Effect 2’s newest piece of downloadable content, Kasumi – Stolen Memory, deals with crime in the art world, we’re left wondering who was behind this, surely the galaxy’s most well-endowed art heist? After the Mona Lisa’s dour face, art’s most memorable piece of human anatomy is probably the junk found on Michelangelo’s David. It’s just…out there. There’s even a Simpsons episode devoted to it(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Well, and this isn’t really a spoiler, David turns u31 เครดิตฟรี 31 บาท up in Mass Effect 2, during a new downloadable mission u31 เครดิตฟรี 31 บาท involving Kasumi Goto, the newest member of Commander Shepard’s crew. With the game being set in 2183, he’s looking a little worse for wear. There are large cracks on his face and torso, he’s missing an arm, a leg and…something else. Yes, his junk. In the intervening decades winner55 David’s most famous asset has been lost. winner55 Actually, scratch that, it looks like it’s been clawed off in a fit of rage. Leaving us to wonder: have BioWare and/or EA ww winner55 engaged in a spot of artistic self-censorship? Or is this a spot of visual story-telling, hinting at some dire future Earth, where not only is the ww winner55 Italian government incapable of ensuring David’s well-being, but future Florence is crawling with master art thieves. Thieves with large hammers. And somewhere to to stash a giant marble ballsack.

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